

AFRICA_5_EAR_PLUG
<BEGIN>
Operatives have uncovered a S.M.A.S.H. listening post and staging area for covert operations. It appears that this cell has effectively curtailed criminal activities in the region. Destroying this operation will send a clear message to the Forces of Justice - a new power is rising, and no pesky do-gooders are going to stop it.
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MIDDLE_EAST_5_OIL_LEAK
<BEGIN>
Decoded radio traffic indicates as yet un-revealed plans for a massive new oil storage facility. When fully operational, this facility is likely to form the starting location for additional pipeline infrastructure. Sabotaging the operation at such an early stage will cause unprecedented chaos and cost the government and businesses involved millions of dollars in delays.
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SOUTH_AMERICA_5_OILSEED_INFERNO
<BEGIN>
Regional operatives have discovered that the world's largest single shipment of oilseed is being assembled in a series of storehouses within the region. This allows for the perfect demonstration of the ultimate criminal force. By liberally applying an advanced chemical compound to the stores, the oilseed will be incinerated in place, leaving food manufacturers around the globe short on product, forced to pay super inflated prices on our own oilseed brand, Superseed-E-Oils.
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SOUTH_AFRICA_5_CHINESE_WHISPERS
<BEGIN>
A new opportunity to sow chaos and dissent for our own benefit has presented itself. Two local warlords are currently negotiating land rights in the region. Both are wary of being scammed, and are looking for infiltrators to see what the other's plans are. By secretly hiring out our services to both parties, along with judicious application of misinformation, the warlords will remove each other, leaving the area under our control.
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ANTARCTICA_5_COMING_IN_FROM_THE_COLD
<BEGIN>
An increase in coded radio traffic out from Williamson Research Station indicates that they have made some kind of important discovery. From what we can decode, the research station is asking for extra base security - the response is likely to be top S.M.A.S.H. agents. Won't they look stupid when they arrive only to discover that we've stolen whatever it is they are charged with protecting?
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POLYNESIAN_5_FISHY_BUSINESS
<BEGIN>
Stolen secret documents reveal that A.N.V.I.L. is implementing a new round-the-clock offshore patrol system using disguised junks filled with the latest in electronic detection equipment. We can stretch this fledgling operation beyond breaking point by feeding the local dolphin population fish-wrapped radio and sonar beacons.
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CENTRAL_ASIA_5_MING_BLING_BLING
<BEGIN>
A gang of international grave robbers have recently been making world news for the desecration of a royal crypt of the Ming dynasty. A particularly macabre act of evil, it's a shame we didn't think of it first. No matter, the situation can be remedied thanks to a helpful tip-off from our contacts in the region. The thieves are holed up in an abandoned factory in a little visited town, along with all their looted treasure. Well aware of the heat they have generated, the thieves are willing to sacrifice a cut of their spoils for the protection of the local mobsters as well as A.N.V.I.L. agents.
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NORTH_ASIA_5_PHILOSOPHER_STONE
<BEGIN>
Reports are emanating from provincial villages regarding the discovery of a stone tablet rumored to be engraved with previously unknown teachings from the great philosopher Confucius. The relic is currently under constant surveillance in the temple where it was discovered while leading historians and archaeologists fly in from all corners of the globe to study the find. Send some minions in to grind the tablet blank before it gets moved to a higher security location. It's doubtful that Confucius himself would approve of our evil intentions, but he's been dead for over two thousand years, so what's he going to do?
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CENTRAL_ASIA_5_NOW_YOU_STEAL_IT
<BEGIN>
The newly implemented People's Defense Research and Design Initiative running at several key institutes across central China has apparently turned up trumps. Several leaked reports suggest that a textile has been manufactured that has some very interesting properties concerning the reflection and refraction of light. Sounds fun - let's steal it.
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SOUTHEAST_ASIA_5_PHILANDERING_PANDA
<BEGIN>
Chi-Chi is the pride of China, the only male panda in captivity with the ability and inclination to actually breed. Father of innumerable infants, Chi-Chi is prolific amongst notoriously reluctant female pandas, and almost single-handedly responsible for keeping the panda population at an all-time high. A.N.V.I.L. has gained much recognition for preventing numerous kidnap attempts on Chi-Chi, but our plan doesn't require moving him, so we have a fighting chance. Let's see them show their faces after they find out that Chi-Chi has been neutered.
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SUBCONTINENT_5_FORGING_AHEAD
<BEGIN>
Bruce 'The Dingo' McGraw is a master forger currently languishing in prison. His skill can't be faulted, but his common sense leaves something to be desired - he was only caught because he tried to spend his forged money before the ink had dried. Prison security is relatively lax, so a breakout shouldn't be difficult, and freeing McGraw will be an effective two-finger salute to the S.A.B.R.E. agents that caught him.
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AUSTRALASIA_5_EYE_SPY
<BEGIN>
A large Planetarium and Observatory facility in the region has recently become a hotbed of activity - they are taking part in a research experiment utilizing revolutionary equipment still in development. Staring into space is such a waste of valuable time. Why don't we appropriate the new technology and see if we can come up with a more interesting application. A bonus is that the whole place is under the protection of S.A.B.R.E. giving us another chance to show the world what a bunch of cretins they really are.
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SOUTH_AFRICA_5_GENERAL_DISARRAY
<BEGIN>
'Dye Another Day', a hair salon in downtown Kampala, is the location where local warlord General Mbotha is hiding out with his personal wealth gained from selling ground tealeaves cut with sawdust. S.A.B.R.E. operatives are searching for him; it's only a matter of time before they find him. We would receive a significant amount of respect if we were to help Mbotha make a dramatic escape from the authorities.
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SUBCONTINENT_5_IN_THE_DRINK
<BEGIN>
We have just found out that a large consignment of tea leaves bound for Great Britain is being held up just offshore due to an outbreak of bloody-flux. On its own, this information isn't of much use. However, we have found out that this particular shipment has been purchased by S.A.B.R.E. logistics division. The whole world knows how much stock the British hold in their tea drinking, we should not pass up this opportunity to scuttle this batch and leave the operatives at S.A.B.R.E. without their regular morning brew.
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EUROPE_5_ROYAL_RUMBLE
<BEGIN>
Princess Sophia, a glamorous young royal from a small Alpine principality is currently indulging her passion for haute couture by attending a celebrated fashion Week. By dressing some of our minions up in outrageous costumes, we should be able to gain access to one of the after-parties that princess is attending. Some spiked beverages, fluorescent duct tape, a set of inflatable farm animals and a crowd of paparazzi - and another pointless monarchy will topple.
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GULF_MEXICO_5_MISSILE_CRISIS
<BEGIN>
It occurs to our forces in the region that having a Communist bastion off the coast of capital of the Capitalist empire offers some intriguing opportunities to increase our notoriety. Just recently, for example, we have discovered a P.A.T.R.I.O.T. cell operating in downtown Havana, probably on a covert fact finding mission. Just think of the trouble H.A.M.M.E.R. would find itself in if the mission were to discover plans for a nuclear ballistic missile build up. Our document forgers are standing by.
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GULF_MEXICO_5_MINES_A_LARGE_ONE
<BEGIN>
P.A.T.R.I.O.T. operatives constantly carry out covert security patrols in the waters around Cuba, ever vigilant for signs of Communist insurgent activities. Fortunately for us, we have managed to bribe officials and obtain their entire patrol route plan. A few, well placed mines and H.A.M.M.E.R. will be hard pressed to deny the attacks, increasing already strained tensions between the superpowers.
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CENTRAL_RUSSIA_5_THE_SOUND_OF_MUSIC
<BEGIN>
Top-secret documents procured from H.A.M.M.E.R. HQ indicate that the organization is in the final testing phase of new technology in crowd pacification, though we don't know where this research is based. If nothing else, we should ensure that the process is sabotaged, and if possible, we should attempt to steal as much of the technology as possible for our own use. Maybe H.A.M.M.E.R. can be tempted to field test their equipment - if we can induce a suitable situation. Riot, anyone?
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EASTERN_BLOC_5_ESPRIT_DE_CORPSE
<BEGIN>
Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the death of Comrade Dimitri Potrovkin, a vital figure in the Russian Revolution. Thousands of comrades are expected to attend a touring memorial service and pay their respects to the embalmed body of Potrovkin. If we can infiltrate the security, it will be possible to add chemicals to the body that will super accelerate decomposition. H.A.M.M.E.R. have been relying on the memorial to bring some unity to the bickering countries that form their alliance; the crumbling cadaver on display will only serve to increase the petty squabbles, and further destabilize their power base.
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SIBERIA_5_MAMMOTH_TASK
<BEGIN>
Russian Scientists have been hard at work perfecting their genetic manipulation technology, and have created a prototype Gene Machine for immediate testing. Archaeologists have recently excavated a remarkably intact woolly mammoth specimen in Siberia, and have reputedly managed to extract DNA samples from the bone marrow. The ultimate test of the Gene Machine would be if it could resurrect this extinct beast. Of course, on its own that would be far too benevolent, so we'll be sure to infiltrate the operation and tweak the mammoth's evil gene prior to reanimation, to ensure much trampling and rampaging.
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WEST_COAST_5_GOLDEN_OPPORTUNITY
<BEGIN>
Our American agents report that Fort Lancaster, a gold bullion repository nestled in the heart of the East Coast, has had a significant proportion of its security personnel temporarily transferred to another repository in Texas that is currently receiving large shipments of bullion. Fort Lancaster will never be this vulnerable again, so now is the perfect window of opportunity to teach the capitalist swine a sharp lesson in worth. With enough explosives, we can send the gold into orbit, and their currency plummeting.
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PACIFIC_ALLIES_5_SAMURAI_SWORD_SWINDLE
<BEGIN>
The sword of a legendary samurai is currently on display in an Sapporo museum. Even the Yakuza have nothing but respect for the blade and would not dream of desecrating it by theft. Thankfully, we are not constrained by such scruples, and the relatively light security will make breaking in and corroding the sword using an acidic, oxidizing solution a simple task for even the most dunderheaded of our minions. This should prove to be a vast embarrassment to P.A.T.R.I.O.T. who are charged with its protection.
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WEST_COAST_5_FELONIUS_FUND_RASIER
<BEGIN>
Reverend Jesse Studebaker is a television evangelist with a talent for inspiring gullible people to donate money to fund the continued existence of his homily-peddling show. Interrupt proceedings and forcibly take the Reverend off the air, then use his TV studio to disseminate our own propaganda, and dupe the easily led masses into supporting our bid for world domination. Most people don't listen to the actual message; it's all about a sincere expression and earnest gesturing.
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EAST_COAST_5_POP_STAR_FRACAS
<BEGIN>
The Orsons are America's newest pop sensations, a wholesome quartet of siblings specializing in slushy ballads and sickly sweet harmonizing. A startling number of people actually find these warblers loveable and talented rather than obnoxious and irritating, as hard as that is to believe. Take advantage of this inexplicable popularity, and send a squad of minions to navigate their way through backstage security, and onto the stage where the Orsons are currently performing, to enact a *very* public execution. Well, everyone has to take a break from being evil now and again.
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MID_WEST_5_WELL_SUITED
<BEGIN>
Any minions that get sent into space need at least a modicum of protection. Why go to all the time and expense of researching a design of our own when the boffins at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have already done the hard work for us.
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MIDDLE_EAST_10_DOUBLE_DOUBLE_OIL_AND_TROUBLE
<BEGIN>
A breakthrough in research is looking like reducing the cost of refining oil by 20% across the board. The research hinges on a newly created chemical compound being introduced to the crude oil at the start of the refining process. Researchers are calling this compound, 'Ingredient X'. Swathes of refineries are involved in the tests, and are foolishly being supplied by a single factory producing the compound. Send men to sneak into the well-protected factory and pollute 'ingredient X' turning it into a corrosive, refinery destroying monster, forcing the researchers back to the drawing board, as well as causing millions of dollars worth of damage to oil production in the region.
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SOUTH_AMERICA_10_COLLATERAL_DAMAGE
<BEGIN>
It seems that P.A.T.R.I.O.T. and S.M.A.S.H. forces are getting along too well these days. A state of affairs has arisen that will allow us to remedy the situation. Our operatives have discovered that P.A.T.R.I.O.T. agents are mounting covert operations against one Jose Vitor Madeinusa, a well-known drugs baron based in the region. The plan is a simple one, we wipe out Jose, turning the area into a veritable war zone. We make a clean getaway with Jose's cash and his stash, leaving the finger pointing squarely at P.A.T.R.I.O.T. forces.
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MIDDLE_EAST_10_SHEIKING_THE_RUG
<BEGIN>
Sources indicate that S.M.A.S.H. has been receiving substantial donations from multi-millionaire Sheik Ahzar Al-Jabbar. The Sheik seems to think that his cash injections might purchase him some form of extra protection from villainous organizations like ours. Perhaps it's time to disabuse him of this ridiculous notion. A raid on his palace seems to be in order.
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AFRICA_10_ELEPHANT_GRAVEYARD
<BEGIN>
Regional operatives have seized a top secret dossiers that reveal S.M.A.S.H. agents are getting close to breaking the largest ivory smuggling operation in history. There have been several key arrests and a search is being conducted to discover the location of a super cache of ivory that will close the case. The good news is that our men have found out where the ivory is. Wouldn't it look good if the heroic S.M.A.S.H. agents (and the inevitable press coverage) found the cache only to discover that it was filled with several tonnes of squeaky toy elephants?
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SOUTH_AMERICA_10_GUATEMALAN_GOLD_RUSH
<BEGIN>
Mayan folklore tells of a mysterious lost city buried somewhere deep in the Guatemalan jungle, a city reputedly made of gold. Our Central American agents report that a visiting archaeologist is claiming to have found the legendary city, and has even brought back bricks made of gold as proof. The world authorities are quickly mobilizing to protect this fantastic discovery, and rival looters and opportunists are moving equally quickly to grab what they can. Securing any treasure from the city before it gets locked down will be a major coup for any criminal mastermind.
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ANTARCTICA_10_ICY_RECEPTION
<BEGIN>
Radio Traffic amongst research stations across the region report that several gigantic chunks of ice are breaking off from the Ross Ice shelf due to a trend in rising temperatures. With a flotilla of stolen icebreakers and tugs, we might be able to tow one of these behemoths into busy shipping lanes, where they will cause havoc until they are melted.
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POLYNESIAN_ISLES_10_CONTRADICTION
<BEGIN>
Portugal's hold on this colonial outpost has been crumbling for years. This is a great opportunity to stir up trouble and tie the hands of international law agencies. With the right men and capital, we can begin to ferment an uprising against the local authorities that could escalate into all out revolution.
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NORTH_ASIA_10_AND_ANOTHER_MING
<BEGIN>
Following the desecration and looting of royal crypts from the Ming Dynasty, a number of rare and extremely valuable artefacts have been popping up on the black market. We have received word that A.N.V.I.L. has set up a special investigations squad to recover these national treasures. Even now, reports coming in reveal that a priceless vase from a set of three has been obtained and is being packed for transport to a national museum. If we are quick, we can steal the vase from this temporary safe house and plunge the agency into the murky waters of humiliation.
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CENTRAL_ASIA_10_BUDDHA_BARTER
<BEGIN>
In a Tibetan monastery high on a Himalayan peak, there sits a solid gold Buddha, placidly contemplating the saffron-robed monks who make pilgrimages to worship him. Journey to the monastery and surreptitiously replace the gold Buddha with a brass version, taking care to avoid the numerous trained ninjas who patrol the mountain eyrie. For a religious order claiming to renounce material possessions, they sure like their gold Buddha.
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SOUTHEAST_ASIA_10_CHAIRMAN_COUP
<BEGIN>
Chairman Tao Lu-Wan of the Chinese Communist Party is a firm believer in the power that words of wisdom have to shape hearts and minds, and his little red book is all but standard issue for inhabitants of communist China. A small volume containing little phrases affirming the communist credo, the little red book is a potent symbol of the entire regime and its ideals. If the Chairman's very own copy of the book can be stolen and publicly destroyed, it will provide significant kudos within the criminal underworld.
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NORTH_ASIA_10_CLASS_ACT
<BEGIN>
In the hope of improving somewhat strained diplomatic relations, China is handing back a number of ancient works of art to several European countries that were illegally traded to parties within the country over a hundred years ago. To allow such an improvement in relations between the Forces of Justice is not an option.
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PACIFIC_ALLIES_10_STOCKMARKET
<BEGIN>
Our legitimate business fronts haven't been making the most judicious purchasing decisions of late, and our warehouses are full of duff products and outdated fads. The only way we can shift our surfeit of Ford Edsels and hula-hoops is by engaging in some under handed stock manipulation. Sneak into the Tokyo Stock Exchange and coerce one of the traders to buy into the stock we own. This should cause a spate of panic buying, forcing the stock prices up and allowing us to unload our junk at a nicely inflated rate.
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SIBERIA_10_VODKAPLOT
<BEGIN>
Vodka is big business in Russia, and one brand dominates the market: Vladivostok Red Label. Home-distilled vodka is still the tipple of choice for the rural poor, but for the affluent (and those who value their sight), Vladivostok reigns supreme. The present Russian Premier is known to be an ardent aficionado of Red Label, and it is rumored that he refuses to perform any of his diplomatic duties without a bottle at his side. It should be child's play to commandeer the Vladivostok distillery and plant explosives on the vats, then revel in the chaos of the resulting vodka deficit.
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CUBA_10_PAINTING
<BEGIN>
A famous painting by an old master has recently been bought at auction by the Cuban leader. 'The Sour-Faced Cavalier' is scheduled to be unveiled this week as part of El Presidente's 'Isn't Communism Great?' festival. Spoil El Presidente's celebrations by grabbing the painting for your evil lair before it goes on public display.
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SOUTH_AFRICA_10_DIAMONDMINE
<BEGIN>
Our sources in southern Africa have reported rumors that the diamond mining company De Laagers have quietly been drafting in many more men than usual to work in a particular mine. This indicates that they have struck upon a particularly rich vein of gemstones - infiltrate the mining compound and alter the composition of their blasting explosives to make them much more powerful. When they try to use it to excavate the shaft further, they'll bring the mine down on their heads. De Laagers have a lot of influence with S.A.B.R.E. so this act will be sure to garner some notoriety.
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EUROPE_10_CROWNJEWELS
<BEGIN>
The Garibaldi family have been the sovereign rulers of a tiny European state for hundreds of years, maintaining their vast wealth and importance by allowing their state to act as a tax haven. Anyone who welcomes innumerable tax dodgers and money launderers into their bosom are probably quasi-evil themselves, but there's no honor among thieves so rob them blind. The Garibaldis have a set of crown jewels that would look particularly impressive in the inner sanctum - infiltrate the Garibaldi palace and purloin all the sparkling baubles.
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EASTERN_BLOC_15_SUGARRUSH
<BEGIN>
It's no secret that the Communists are staunchly opposed to anything remotely American in nature, and Western consumer products are not allowed into the country under any circumstance. With a bit of evil ingenuity, we can take advantage of Soviet peoples' unfamiliarity with Americana for our own twisted ends. Smuggle a truckload of cola and candy across the border and distribute it to the curious Communists - unused to the sugar, the sucrose-fuelled mob will rampage hyperactively across the region. H.A.M.M.E.R. will have its work cut out trying to keep the ensuing chaos under control.
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WEST_COAST_10_CLUBBING
<BEGIN>
Word has it that a groovy young film starlet is taking part in a protest against the fur industry that is scheduled to take place soon in Alaska. Her presence guarantees that the protest will gain a great deal of media coverage, so this is an ideal opportunity to hijack the event for our own twisted ends. Send some minions out there to wait in the background until the television cameras are rolling, then club some baby seals. The world should all see this grisly footage and be suitably aghast at how evil we are.
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EUROPE_10_PAMPLONA
<BEGIN>
Every year in Pamplona, Spain, young men prove how macho they are by getting chased through the town by furious bulls. Turn this years event into a gore-fest by pumping the bulls full of steroids, making them so fast that the brave young idiots taking part won't be able to escape their anger. The minions who administer the steroids will be sure to leaving a calling card to let SABRE know that we're the ones responsible for the carnage.
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EASTERN_BLOC_10_THRONE
<BEGIN>
Comrade Dimitri Potrovkin was a revered revolutionary and remains a Soviet hero in his homeland. H.A.M.M.E.R. have gone to great pains to airbrush certain unsavory details out of Potrovkin's history, most significantly the fact that he had become greatly disillusioned with communism by the end of his life. Potrovkin leaned ever closer to capitalism in his personal life, living on a throne in a miniature palace. This throne is kept in a government warehouse - steal it to deliver a double blow to H.A.M.M.E.R. The authorities will be outraged by the theft, and many Soviets will be devastated to learn that their hero was a closet capitalist.
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EAST_COAST_10_NASHVILLE
<BEGIN>
Being evil all the time can become tiresome - sometimes it's better to do an act of good, so as to make the next evil deed all the sweeter. That's why it might be a good idea to perform a humanitarian act and destroy the home of country and western music. Use a prototype earthquake-generator to obliterate Nashville, and make sure that the world never has to suffer the twang of steel guitars ever again.
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SUBCONTINENT_10_WARGALLEY
<BEGIN>
An archeological dig in Indian Subcontinent has uncovered the original architectural model of Caesar's own magnificent Roman war galley - quite how it got there, no-one knows. The actual galley itself has never been found, so this find is being hailed as a unique opportunity to gain insight into the way the great Roman's mind worked. We don't much care about Caesar's thoughts, but the model war galley is hugely coveted, so go and steal it before any of the archeologists get a chance to examine it properly.
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AUSTRALASIA_10_NATIONALPARK
<BEGIN>
It's tough trying to be an even-handed Evil Genius, inflicting misery on the world in equal measures. Recent campaigns have tended to focus on urban areas, so perhaps it's time for a bit of rural devastation. Darwin National Park attracts hundreds of thousands of visitors a year and is often described as "sublime" and "awe-inspiring". Once we've finished razing the park to the ground, the only suitable description will be "foetid hell-hole".
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CENTRAL_RUSSIA_10_SUBPENS
<BEGIN>
H.A.M.M.E.R. has a series of secret submarine pens hidden away in a remote bay in the Barents Sea. We've received word that these pens have recently been made home to a new line of nuclear submarines that H.A.M.M.E.R. will begin testing shortly. Infiltrate the pens, and tamper with the submarine's navigation system. When H.A.M.M.E.R. take the subs out on maneuvers, their course will be locked on America, which should cause a devilish spot of Cold War panic.
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CENTRAL_RUSSIA_10_DEFENCENETWORK
<BEGIN>
H.A.M.M.E.R. and P.A.T.R.I.O.T. have both invested heavily in automated defense networks that are intended to identify potential airborne threats and respond appropriately. Break into one of the defense silos on the H.A.M.M.E.R. side, and make some critical adjustments to the threat-detection matrix. With the recognition patterns for 'missile' and 'starling' switched around, the defense network should launch a pre-emptive attack against P.A.T.R.I.O.T. the next time so much as a flock of birds comes within range.
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EUROPE_15_CODEBREAKER
<BEGIN>
We've been trying to expose the indiscretions of the S.A.B.R.E. chairman for some time, but he seems to be ever alert to our attentions, and has employed a crack team of French cryptographers to make sure that all his correspondence is secure. The only way to break the chairman's code is by stealing the code-breaking machine used by the cryptographers. This won't be an easy task, but once accomplished we should be able to discover all manner of juicy gossip about the chairman, which can be released to the tabloids to discredit him and S.A.B.R.E.
<END>

EAST_COAST_10_POWERCUT
<BEGIN>
Nothing causes panic in the Western world quite like a blackout. As soon as the power goes out, ordinarily rational people turn into savages, willing to gouge other people's eyes out for the last candles in the store. Induce this state of barbarism by introducing a computer virus into the secure systems of the American national power grid. Once uploaded into the central mainframe, it will propagate across all national power nodes, and the lights will start winking out nationwide. Let the blind chaos begin.
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PACIFIC_ALLIES_10_PAINTING
<BEGIN>
An important Japanese art museum has recently been making extravagant boasts about their state of the art security system, including making the rash claim that their prize painting is now unstealable. Conveniently enough, we've managed to gain access to schematics of the security network, and have identified a rather severe weakness. The laser tripbeams, heat sensors, pressure sensors and automated identification systems are all watertight - except that they're powered by the same generator in the museum basement. Simply unplug this generator to pilfer the painting and leave the museum officials with egg on their face.
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SOUTH_EAST_ASIA_15_ROGUEGENERAL
<BEGIN>
A rogue general has been quietly raising a large private army in south-east Asia with the intention of deposing the Chairman of Communist China. Without support, the general's campaign is doomed to failure - A.N.V.I.L. are keen to retain stability in the region, and will quickly quash the embryonic revolution. Help the general convert more of the region to his cause by sponsoring propaganda campaigns. It's unlikely that he'll ultimately succeed, but causing internal strife is the main goal here.
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SOUTH_AMERICA_15_ISLANDINCURSION
<BEGIN>
Puerto Poti is a tiny banana republic in the Pacific, currently ruled by an inconsequential dictator with limited ambition. Send in enough minions, and it should be possible to overwhelm the dictator's forces and oversee a coup d'etat. Once the island is conquered, Puerto Poti will make an attractive offshore financial haven for Western tax dodgers. The alliances will respect us more once they realize that we have the world's richest citizens in our pockets.
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MID_WEST_10_JETPACK
<BEGIN>
P.A.T.R.I.O.T. have scheduled the maiden flight of their prototype jetpack for later this week. If the test flight is a success, they may well put the jetpack into full production, giving those pesky P.A.T.R.I.O.T. agents yet another way onto our island. Infiltrate the test lab and disable the throttle - then as soon as the jetpack is turned on, it can't be turned off until the jetpack has run out of fuel, which should be somewhere over the Pacific. We can then fish out the luckless test pilot and keep the prototype as a trophy.
<END>

EASTERN_BLOC_10_WARCANNON
<BEGIN>
A Polish war museum has a world famous cannon in its collection. Used in the Russian victory over Napoleon, it is also the cannon used in the inaugural performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, which was inspired by that famous triumph. Suffice to say, this cannon has a great deal of sentimental value to a great many soviet people. So steal it.
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EAST_COAST_15_PRESIDENT
<BEGIN>
The American President is taking part in a parade today to boost the public's flagging support for P.A.T.R.I.O.T. We can't just assassinate the President outright - although that would be evil, it would also be a suicidal move at this time. There is an alternative, however. Position some minions on a grassy knoll along the parade route, and shoot the President with a hypodermic dart filled with hallucinogenic drugs. Not only will he make a spectacle of himself, the world will also be aware that we had the opportunity to kill him if we so wished.
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SOUTH_AFRICA_10_DIAMOND
<BEGIN>
The chairman of S.A.B.R.E. has been caught with his pants down one too many times, and his wife is demanding that he buy her the world's largest diamond to make amends for his many indiscretions. The Heart of Man diamond is going up for auction in southern Africa tomorrow, and the chairman is prepared to bid whatever it takes. Bid against him to drive up the price he must pay. Once he's won the auction and paid up, steal it anyway.
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SOUTH_EAST_ASIA_10_VASE
<BEGIN>
A Ming Dynasty crypt was recently sacked, and rumors suggest that a priceless set of three vases was among the looted treasures. One of the vases was taken by the robbers, another fell into the hands of A.N.V.I.L. but the third is being held at a scientific lab where we have a mole. The vase was taken to be tested for veracity, and our mole managed to convince his superiors that it was a worthless fake. Of course, that couldn't be further from the truth - break into the lab and save the vase from a fate of being used as a wastepaper bin.
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SOUTH_AFRICA_CASINO_UNLOCK
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The region's premiere coastal hotel casino has just been raided by S.M.A.S.H. operatives for laundering drugs money for the local crime cartels. The hotel's paperwork is being held by the local authorities. It should be easy to raid these premises and destroy all the damning evidence. The crooked hotel owners will be eternally grateful, and will obtain for us gambling licenses, free of charge, allowing casinos to be built in hotels.
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MONKEY_BOX
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Primates of some sort need to figure in our plans somewhere, but the native ones are too unruly. What we need is one who is at home in a lab environment, and our spies have just the man, errr chimp.
Oliver has been living in a lab on the outskirts of Daneborg for so long he is nearly human - a humanzee if you like. If we lure him away with crates of bananas and cigars he will come quietly, ready to help us with our research.
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