STATUS_DEFAULT
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful...
<END>

STATUS_SUFFERING
<BEGIN>
Suffering your wrath.
<END>

STATUS_INCAPACITATED
<BEGIN>
In need of help!
<END>

STATUS_GENIUS1
<BEGIN>
Plotting world domination.
<END>

STATUS_GENIUS2
<BEGIN>
Scheming and planning.
<END>

STATUS_GENIUS3
<BEGIN>
Composing evil taunts.
<END>

STATUS_GENIUS4
<BEGIN>
Humming in an evil and sinister manner.
<END>

STATUS_ARMORDER
<BEGIN>
Arming up.
<END>

STATUS_BUILDOBJECTORDER
<BEGIN>
Constructing your furniture.
<END>

STATUS_BUILDROOMORDER
<BEGIN>
Constructing your base.
<END>

STATUS_CHEERORDER
<BEGIN>
Cheering your progress.
<END>

STATUS_COLLECTINCAPACITATEDORDER
<BEGIN>
Looking after your minions.
<END>

STATUS_COLLECTENEMYINCAPACITATEDORDER
<BEGIN>
Escorting your prisoners.
<END>


STATUS_CONVERSATIONORDERALONE
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful.
<END>

STATUS_CONVERSATIONORDER1
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful.
<END>

STATUS_CONVERSATIONORDER2
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful.
<END>

STATUS_CONVERSATIONORDER3
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful.
<END>

STATUS_CONVERSATIONORDERPROBLEMS
<BEGIN>
Doing nothing useful.
<END>

STATUS_DELETEOBJECTORDER
<BEGIN>
Destroying your furniture.
<END>

STATUS_DELETEROOMORDER
<BEGIN>
Demolishing your base.
<END>

STATUS_DEPOTSURPLUSORDER
<BEGIN>
Returning surplus goods.
<END>

STATUS_DESERTIONORDER
<BEGIN>
Game over man, I'm outta here.
<END>

STATUS_DISARMORDER
<BEGIN>
Disarming.
<END>

STATUS_EXTINGUISHFIRESORDER
<BEGIN>
Putting out fires!
<END>

STATUS_GUARDORDER
<BEGIN>
On guard duty.
<END>

STATUS_FOLLOWHENCHMANORDER
<BEGIN>
Following someone important.
<END>

STATUS_KILLPRISONERORDER
<BEGIN>
Executing your prisoners.
<END>

STATUS_MOVEOBJECTORDER
<BEGIN>
Rearranging your furniture.
<END>

STATUS_MOVETOLOCATIONORDER
<BEGIN>
Going somewhere important.
<END>

STATUS_OBJECTINTERACTIONORDER
<BEGIN>
Working for you.
<END>

STATUS_OBJECTMAINTENANCEORDER
<BEGIN>
Fixing equipment.
<END>

STATUS_PATROLORDER1
<BEGIN>
Patrolling your base.
<END>

STATUS_PATROLORDER2
<BEGIN>
Patrolling your base.
<END>

STATUS_PANICORDER1
<BEGIN>
Panicking wildly!
<END>

STATUS_PANICORDER2
<BEGIN>
Panicking wildly!
<END>

STATUS_PROMOTIONORDER
<BEGIN>
Training for promotion.
<END>

STATUS_RECHARGESCALESORDER
<BEGIN>
Not feeling too good.
<END>

STATUS_REMOVEBODYBAGORDER
<BEGIN>
Moving your dead.
<END>

STATUS_RESEARCHORDER
<BEGIN>
Experimenting for you.
<END>

STATUS_CONSIDERINGRESEARCH
<BEGIN>
Looking for research potential.
<END>

STATUS_CONSIDERINGCONSIDERATION
<BEGIN>
Looking for research potential.
<END>

STATUS_RETRIEVEFROMRACKORDER
<BEGIN>
Moving your dead.
<END>

STATUS_REFUNDITEMORDER
<BEGIN>
Refunding for you.
<END>

STATUS_RETURNBRIEFCASEORDER
<BEGIN>
Picking up your cash.
<END>

STATUS_MISSIONORDER
<BEGIN>
Saddling up for a mission.
<END>

STATUS_STOREITEMINSTRONGROOMORDER
<BEGIN>
Moving things around.
<END>

STATUS_THEFTORDER
<BEGIN>
Thieving your stuff.
<END>

STATUS_TORTUREORDER
<BEGIN>
Interogating your enemies.
<END>

STATUS_TRAININGORDER
<BEGIN>
Taking part in a training exercise.
<END>

STATUS_CAPTUREORDER
<BEGIN>
Knocking out your enemies.
<END>

STATUS_ATTACKORDER
<BEGIN>
Slaying your enemies.
<END>

STATUS_CHECKSECURITYCAMORDER
<BEGIN>
Searching for intruders.
<END>

STATUS_RUNAWAYORDER
<BEGIN>
Running scared.
<END>

STATUS_SHOWBRIEFCASEORDER
<BEGIN>
Outsmarting your enemies.
<END>

STATUS_CONCENTRATIONABILITY
<BEGIN>
Furrowing my brow.
<END>

STATUS_TARGETEDSHOTABILITY
<BEGIN>
Taking aim.
<END>

STATUS_WINDWALKABILITY
<BEGIN>
Walking the wind.
<END>

STATUS_DEDUCTIONABILITY
<BEGIN>
Searching for clues.
<END>

STATUS_GATHERRETINUEABILITY
<BEGIN>
Raising a posse
<END>

STATUS_AREAEFFECTABILITY
<BEGIN>
Making sure no one is slacking off.
<END>

STATUS_GRENADEJIGABILITY
<BEGIN>
Burn Baby Burn! Disco Inferno!
<END>

STATUS_MONKEYPOUNDABILITY
<BEGIN>
Being the swinger king.
<END>

STATUS_MINEFIELDABILITY
<BEGIN>
Danger: Exploding potatoes.
<END>

STATUS_POISONPOURHOMMEABILITY
<BEGIN>
Testing product on animals.
<END>

STATUS_VOODOOMINDFOG
<BEGIN>
Messin' with agents heads.
<END>

STATUS_VOODOOPUPPETRY
<BEGIN>
Controlling an agent.
<END>

STATUS_PSYCHICTERROR
<BEGIN>
Terrorising some agents.
<END>

STATUS_TELEPATHICMINDCONTROL
<BEGIN>
Controlling an Agent.
<END>

STATUS_WILLPOWERDRAIN
<BEGIN>
Draining their Will.
<END>

STATUS_FACADEOFNORMALITY
<BEGIN>
Pretending to be one of them.
<END>

STATUS_HALLUCINOGENICPOWDER
<BEGIN>
Tuning in, tripping out.
<END>

STATUS_MOTHERLYLOVEABILITY
<BEGIN>
Administering a spoon of sugar.
<END>

STATUS_TERRORTACTICSABILITY
<BEGIN>
Work, you pigs!
<END>

STATUS_ALTERAGENTSBEHAVIOUR
<BEGIN>
Messing with agents' heads.
<END>

STATUS_BUILDLARGESCENERYORDER
<BEGIN>
Improving the island's ammenities.
<END>

STATUS_GHETTOPOSSEABILITY
<BEGIN>
Busting some phat tunes.
<END>

STATUS_MOVEITEMORDER
<BEGIN>
Doing some heavy lifting.
<END>

STATUS_ROARABILITY
<BEGIN>
TO ME MINIONS, HEAR MY ROAR!
<END>

STATUS_SMOOTHOPERATOR
<BEGIN>
Being the host, with the most.
<END>